does anyone miss me
I am going to put a password on horticultures and never post on Tumblr again
nudeselfshot reblogged your personal nude photo
Isn’t it really great when the only thing you are wearing is……. POLYESTER??? I’m so flammable right now
i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
Failing at cooking is so frustrating
I wish everyone wasn’t so fucking stupid and could just do their job without making so many mistakes
Facial hair is not acceptable
I talked to a customer at Dumpster Values about Doc Martens and that also lead to us talking about the docs made in China and Taiwan and before I know it this dude is telling me that he doesn’t believe the holocaust was real?? Then he gave me five dollars but didn’t buy anything. Hitler was in Time magazine for being one of the most influential people
Annoyed by women bigger than me that try on dresses that would be obviously too small for my 26” waist
I just had to help this women take off a dress that was stuck on her
She was wearing two bras??
I will be staying sober tonight to drive my friends safety from Seattle back to Olympia, I would hope that you would do the same so everyone can stay safe! I’m nervous to drive tonight because of drunk drivers, I hope everything is ok!